I was going to write this post last night, but Sophie was gassy and took forever to go to sleep, then I was busy doing stuff to get ready, and then Sophie woke up again and I ended up just taking her to bed with me. So I'm writing this on Harlot day. My third Harlot day so far...
Harlot day is a special one, because yes, of course,
Stephanie Pearl-McPhee is coming to town and will be speaking, and she is crazy-funny. The last two times I listened to her speak, I laughed till my face hurt and my voice was hoarse. But it's become much more than that in my mind.
When the Yarn Harlot comes to town, people come from miles and miles and hours and hours around. It is a huge gathering of not just knitters but wildly enthusiastic knitters. It is so much fun to meet up with bloggers and Ravelry-ers from near and not so near. It is, as I have found out in the last couple of years, a little nerve-wracking, yet exhilarating, to be met by my loyal readers who know so much about me.
Please - if you see me tonight - try to come up and say hello. And also please don't be offended if I am busy right at that moment - I expect the time leading up to the speech will be very rush-rush, but there will be lot s of time for chatting after while people wait for their books to be signed. I promise there will be plenty of opportunities for blankie-fondling for those who are interested.
So what have I been up to while I wait for Harlot day to arrive?
Well, I ordered a bunch of
Moo cards, but they haven't arrived yet - there's a chance that they'll arrive with today's post before I leave, but I had to assume that they wouldn't and printed up the business cards I had on hand at home (for all the people who want to know more about the blankie and need the URL for my web page - it does attract knitters like a magnet, and I ran out of cards at the Knit-Out).
I've got a large supply of plain-sock knitting at the ready. I don't know how much actual mindless-knitting time I'll have tonight, but I think I'll be getting more on Saturday, and there are all the sneaky minutes day-to-day around here. I have almost enough mindless knitting set up to feel pretty comfortable. You just never do know when you're going to need some. I think I'll have one of the blue striped socks with me tonight.

Oh, and I bought and read the book. It's very nice - very much what I expected. I've said it before and I'll say it again. I like Stephanie's books. I really do. I *love* her blog. I buy the books to support the blog. But the books are a lot of fun, too.
What else?
Well, I had to print up a bunch of patterns - the Yarnery will have samples of my baby and adult versions of the quilted slip-stitch hats and the baby pants in their display tonight, and the patterns will be for sale there.
A reader asked if I could bring her some sourdough starter, so I fed Fanny again and split some up into a new container to take along. I'm really going to try to not leave Fanny's little sisters in the fridge in my rush out the door tonight.
I washed a load of pants so that I would have something clean to wear, and I stood in front of my sock drawer for a few foggy minutes this morning trying to decide which ones were best. I also stood in front of the mirror wishing away the giant zit on my chin. Please try not to look at the zit on my chin, okay?
I double-checked the camera batteries, I've been reading the Ravelry forums wishing I were going to be at Pat Thai to meet up with those guys before the event - in case you hadn't heard, there will be a meet-up starting at 4:30 there. But also I think there will be a blogger/Raveler meet-up point at the theater, so get there in plenty of time to mingle.
Oh! and the doors open at 6, so I'd get there as soon as possible to scope out a seat and the pre-show will start probably at 6:30 or so. I can't say much about it because my co-workers would kill me if I spoiled the surprise, but I saw a preview at the staff meeting on Sunday and the pre-show is going to rock this year. Talk about your face hurting from laughing so hard!
I better change the subject before I get myself in trouble - hey look! New project on the horizon!

I ripped out the Wooly Stripes sweater that I machine knit last winter and never bothered finishing. I'm going to hand-knit the yarn instead. I swatched and blocked the swatch - to get the required gauge I had to go down to a size four from the recommended seven. So typical for me! Now I am going to force myself to finish the lace scarf before I start the sweater - and that will give me time hopefully to pick at least one very experienced knitter brain who has already worked this project before I cast on -
maybe two if I'm lucky - Sally's in town tonight.
I've also been getting ready for Yarnover. I'm taking an all-day class with Joan Schrouder on set-in sleeves, and I did my homework like a good student. I know I hate it when my students show up without their homework even started.

Doesn't look like much, does it?
Oh! and after the April 1st snow storm, I waited a week and thought to myself "No more winter weather coming now - time to clean up the back entry way. I'd better wash the woolies before I put them away for the summer."

They needed it - this is the dirty water after the second rinse. Blech!

And so of course - guess what the weather says now? We've got another winter storm warning for into the weekend. I'm hoping it won't interfere too much with folks' travel plans - as far as I can tell, it's mostly supposed to fall north of us, and to hit more on Friday than today. There's Yarnover to worry about on Saturday too, though.
Alright - two more hours till Joe gets home and the fun really starts. I have just a couple more things to do before I'm ready to leave, and I also need to feed the kids lunch and get Sophie down for her nap...
The other nice thing about a Harlot day? Almost as important as all the knitterly fun? It's a guaranteed chance for me to get Joe to come home early and take over the girls. I will be there, and I will probably be a bit giddy both from all the knitterly company and the wool fumes and the Stephanie-related laughter. But I will be giddy before I even get there from the release of driving away from my house by myself with an evening of grown-up fun before me. Whatever responsibility I have as Yarnery staff tonight will feel like fun after endless days of child-wrangling.
See you tonight if you're local, and if you can't be there, look for pictures tomorrow!